The 2500 Download Prize Tier

If Gilded Trash reaches at least 2500 qualifying episode downloads by 11:59 PM EST on 12/31/2026, we will random select two winners.

Each winner will receive:

One $50 Gilded Trash Merchandise Gift Card

The 5000 Download Prize Tier

If Gilded Trash reaches 5000 qualifying episode downloads by 11:59 PM EST on 12/31/2026, we will also randomly select five grand-prize winners.

Each grand-prize winner will receive:

One $100 Gilded Trash Merchandise Gift Card

That’s up to $600 in prizes and seven possible winning entries.

Everyone who submits a valid entry remains eligible for the grand-prize drawing. Winning a $50 gift card in the 2500 download drawing does not remove that person from consideration for the $100 grand-prize.

Gift Cards may be used toward eligible merchandise available on the Gilded Trash Shop. Orders over $75 receive free shipping under the shop’s shopping terms in effect when the order is placed.

No Purchase Necessary. Void where prohibited.

HELP US GET TO 5K - AND WIN!

We’re dragging this beautiful pile of trash all the way to 5,000 episode downloads, and we’re bringing 7 possible winners along for the ride!

Getting entered is ridiculously easy:

1. Download any episode of Gilded Trash

2. Listen to it

3. Come back here and submit the 5K PROMO ENTRY form

4. Tell us which episode you listened to and what you liked - your favorite moment, funniest line, strangest story or whatever stuck with you

That’s it! No essay required. We’re not grading punctuation either. We just want to know what made you laugh, cringe, think, question reality, or briefly reconsider your life choices.

One entry per person. No purchase necessary. A purchase will not increase your chance of winning.